Status updates we would see on Facebook and twitter if we were in the days of Moses, Noah, Adam and Abraham (If Facebook existed):
1.Guys it's scary, Lot's wife just turned into a pillar of salt! Choi#shaking
2. One of Jesus' disciples post: What a long day..Walking and preaching the gospel. Now chilling with my brothers. These guys are funny..(LLP) Laughing Like Pharaoh........ #SMH
3. Just chilling in first class at Noah's ark, the view here is fantastic.. But these Lions keep staring at me very weird...#Noah's voyage
4.O M G!!!! The red sea just parted before my eyes. You guys should see this!!..Instagram tinz! #shocked4Days
5.Chilling with Moses at Mount.Sinai guys. There's some miracles going on here..Mekin sense #ReceiveMannafrom heaven!!!
6.Eve and her hubby got banished, bcos they ate the forbidden fruit. I mean who does that? #SMH
7.Jacob's status: Things we do for love, can't believed I worked for her father for 14 years just to get her. Love you Rachel. #FeelingInLove...
8.Some people are so cruel....Imagine Cain...how could you kill your own brother? # R.I.P.Abel...
9.Pimping my camel... Jerusalem here I come.... # Roadtrip
10. Peter's status....mehn d fish doro plenty....#SellingTinz LOL..
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