The FIFA World Cup is close by, so let us give you a few rules that will help all of us during the months of June and July:
*.1. The remote control belongs to me for the whole month.
*.2. Tell all your friends not to give birth or wed on any of the days during the World Cup because we won't go!
*.3. You support the teams that I support.
*.4. No talking during the game, wait for half-time or end of the game.
*.5. Repeats and highlights are as good as the main match, so I'm gonna watch them too.
*.6. We can see movies/home video (no Telemundo and African Magic) provided actors and actresses are wearing soccer jerseys and they are in Brazil.
*.7. You don't just pass in front of the TV if am watching any match, you better freeze where you are or crawl on the floor.
*.8. Make sure you don't ask silly questions such as; "is this Chelsea versus England?"
*.9. No funny faces to my friends when they come to watch a match with me.
*.10. Smile every time EXCEPT when my team is Losing, OR ELSE!!!
You are warned!
Jointly signed by Husbands and Boyfriends.
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